A parade went down my street today. Here are some mummers dressed as ice cream or something. Apparently there’s free beer and hotdogs at the park across the street today. Too bad I don’t like either. Why can’t it be free whiskey and pizza?!

A parade went down my street today. Here are some mummers dressed as ice cream or something. Apparently there’s free beer and hotdogs at the park across the street today. Too bad I don’t like either. Why can’t it be free whiskey and pizza?!

@14 hours ago with 1 note

Last night I had a dream that I yelled at a woman at the grocery store because she stole my coupon for 20 cents off Yoplait yogurt. And after she wouldn’t give it back I just stomped away while flipping her off.
Dream Chelsea is such a weirdo.

@17 hours ago

One time when I was 13 I went to Chinatown in New York with my family for the Chinese New Year and while we were walking around, my step-sister spotted a set of twins and shouted, “TWINS! I JUST SAW MY FIRST SET OF CHINESE TWINS!” while standing one foot away from them and right at ear level.

This has been story time with Chelsea. Have a wretched day!

@3 days ago with 1 note

Greaaat. I think that picture was the last thing I needed to see on Facebook. Thanks, random dude taking pictures at the bar last month, now I’m really sad.

@3 days ago

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@4 days ago with 6 notes

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@16 hours ago with 976 notes

I saw Garbage for the first time last night. I have been waiting for this day for about 14 years and it was everything I dreamed of and more (hahaha I hate that I just said that…but really.) Shirley Manson is a babe and basically the most perfect human being on this planet. For most of the concert I stood there with my hands clasped in front of my mouth while singing along because I didn’t even know what to do. I was just in so much awe seeing the band I fell in love with when I was 7 years old. Oyy, they’re just so amazing!

@2 days ago with 14 notes
#Garbage #Shirley Manson #mine #they're not the best pictures but they're still mine 

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@3 days ago with 633 notes

Currently planning an outfit in my head for the Fourth of July involving a whole lot of DIY and the only people who will see it are a bunch of old hicks at my mom’s Fourth of July picnic.

@4 days ago with 1 note
#I know it's only May 24th 
I’ve been without internet at my apartment for over a week now, so I decided to take pictures of myself with my real camera instead of photobooth. And now I’m sitting here at my friend’s house using her internet to post it. It’s a hard knock life.

I’ve been without internet at my apartment for over a week now, so I decided to take pictures of myself with my real camera instead of photobooth. And now I’m sitting here at my friend’s house using her internet to post it. It’s a hard knock life.

@4 days ago with 2 notes